Confusion....

Women today I learned that some of us are very confusing. Check out this very confusing interview.


LWilson: Why do you think men cheat?
Howard: Because women are confusing.

LWilson: What do you mean by confusing?
Howard: Women always say they want a good man, someone that will take care of home. But, the fact is that when they get that they are not happy. Women like a men that will treat them like shit.


LWilson: What make you say women like to be treated like shit?
Howard: In my experience when I treat a women with all the respect in the world, you know the whole wine and dine thing, I'm told I'm too nice. WTF What is too Nice?

LWilson: So I take you have been cheated on?
Howard: Yeah, and her BS reasoning behind it was I was just too nice. She needed me to be more of a thug. I don't know shit about be a damn thug I went to private school.


LWilson: Did you guys break up?
Howard: Yeah, we hook up every now and then.


LWilson: How did you find out?
Howard: Well I know for awhile before I caught her, but I finally caught her out at hotel with a guy.

LWilson: At a hotel?
Howard: Yep. I told her I was going out to celebrate my boy getting married. I didn't know we were going to a hotel. I got on the elevator with this couple making out heavy like. We stop on their floor and she turned around to grab her bag, and it was my girl.


LWilson: What did you do?
Howard: At first I just started laughing, I don't know why but it was my first reaction. After laughing for about 10 minutes while she tried to explain I freaked. I kicked a whole in the hallway wall. I wanted to fuck her up, but I didn't I just got in her face screaming. The guy grabbed my shoulder then I realized it was the 50 cent wanna be that lived with his mom in the building next to mine.


LWilson: Did you hit him?
Howard: To be honest I don't really remember everything. My friends said I hit him first, although I remember him swinging first but whatever. I hit him a few times he got me a few times then the police broke it up.


LWilson: Did you go to jail?
Howard: No, the cop put me in the back of the car and asked me what happen. I explained it, he told me I should have killed him and her. We both laughed and he let me go.


LWilson: So why do you hook up with her still?
Howard: When I started treating her like shit after we broke up, she begs me to come over.


LWilson: She begs?
Howard: Yeah, that's why women are full of shit. I can't seem to understand why the hell if I love the shit out of you and you cheat WTF. So I was like fuck her, when she called I'd pick up the phone and ask what the fuck do you want. For a while she would just say don't be like that, I'm sorry. She would text me and I send messages like fuck you. One day she called crying saying I was the best thing she ever had, she asked me to come over so we could talk. I told her sure because I was horny. When I got there she opened the door I kissed her, then fucked her, and I left while she was sleep.


LWilson: Did she call you to find out why you left with out talking?
Howard: Yeah, she did but I just pretended I didn't hear her and started talking about something else.


LWilson: So because of this past relationship you now cheat?
Howard: Something like that. I decided that it's not worth trying to treat every relationship like it's my last. Every girl does not deserve that treatment.

LWilson: So you cheat on all of them now? What happens when you do find the one?
Howard: I don't cheat at first because we're not together at first. I'm saying girls make it seem like when they start talking to one guy they stop talking to all of the other ones they we're talking to before. If I find the one then I'll stop.

LWilson: So if you call it cheating then these women think that they are in a relationship with you?
Howard: Some do, but that is their problem. Women have this thing that if we are chilling for a month or even a few weeks that we are exclusive.

LWilson: So why do you cheat?
Howard: Because I can. Why be all faithful and loving when women don't want that. They want something to complain about to their girlfriends.

LWilson: Something to complain about to their friends?
Howard: Think about how many times have you had male bashing conversations with your girlfriends. Women love to talk about negative shit in a relationship. The only positive thing they talk about is how good the dick is.

LWilson: Some you cheat because women complain to each other.
Howard: No, I'm saying why be faith when women don't want that. If you treat them good your too nice, if you treat them like shit your a thug. That's what women want right now a thug.

LWilson: So to be a thug you have to treat them like shit.
Howard: Hell yeah, they respond better to negativity.

LWilson: So are you in a relationship now?
Howard: Yeah I have a girl I would call my main chick.

LWilson: I take it your cheating with other women?
Howard: Yeah. You got to have something different that way you won't get tired of your main girl too quickly.

LWilson: What do you mean tired too quickly?
Howard: It's kinda like if you have a favorite song. If you listen to it every day all day you get tired of it. You have to switch things up a bit to keep that excitement for it.

LWilson: So your a good guy or faith guy turned bad because of one bad relationship.
Howard: I guess so I'm just not going to be used anymore.